Anonymous:

Kinda hard to do on an iPad. 

Anonymous:
y r u so sexy

:,)

I am not!

Tumblr

  • Tumblr people: If I was hot my followers would send me anons
  • Me: If I was hot I wouldn't be on Tumblr.

Me!

  • My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
  • My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.

I’ve got a bad habit of following anyone who reblogs a picture of mine

Or should I call it a good one, the blogs I follow are dope!